The Daily Show is all-new tonight with guest Ellen Page.
In the meantime, click here to watch last week’s instant-classic segment about the Obama administration’s IRS scandal.
this made me laugh so fucking hard
I almost had a panic attack in that shit. Not Cool. It doesnt help that I cant dance, but it was a clusterfuck and it reminded me of how I hate club-like atmospheres with too many fucking people grinding on each other like insects. There was one song I had a slight amount of interest in dancing to, but my date left every five minutes to go do whateverthefuck, and I couldnt find her. I dont care. My date was just a figure to me, I saw her, I laughed, I smiled at how cute she was. But it was nothing, it’s like it never happened. I put too much into her much too long ago.
After I got high and then drunk as shit. Woke up because my date wanted to get dropped off at starbucks at 9 am.
I still feel like shit. I dont know what im going to do.